friends.....meet Mafia....

One of my dear friends has been named (by me) mafia......why?  Well, just an inside joke I suppose, but it's stuck, and saying his real name at this point seems a bit awkward, and just never happens.  No one else makes me laugh quite like he does, and time and time again, when I really needed him, he was consistently there for me.  He's taught me to be more cautious, and self protective........and also some awfully funny phrases.  Talking to him is a bit like talking to Frank Sinatra, he calls women "broads" and tells me that I'm "bananas"............ and he has my heart at the moment.......